weregoingtojackson:

i will always reblog this because its my most favorite thing ever.

(Source: nenyc)

an average episode of kitchen nightmares

owner: help me gordon ramsay why is my restaurant failing
gordon ramsay: your food is bad
owner: no it's not
gordon ramsay: your kitchen is dirty
owner: no it's not
gordon ramsay: your decor is tacky
owner: no it's not
gordon ramsay: what did you ask me here for
owner: we just don't know what's wrong
gordon ramsay:

pyros-science-assistant:

pyros-science-assistant:

my sexuality is teachersexual

just kidding it’s teacherromantic

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(Source: unit04th)

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ajm1218:

ariaxabaddon:

emkaymlp:

english

omfg there’s an ENGLISH version!?

There’s an ENGLISH version

alwaysforgivingneverforgetting:

I honestly can’t remember the last time I properly cleaned my glasses. 

I literally just wipe them with my thumbs and carry on.

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milesjai:

otterwatt:

rats808:

a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in

i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground

I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE

WHAT THE FUCK

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

craigslistdad:

6-pack abs like

(Source: gameandwatch)

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taeeko:

totalspiffage:

the-dancing-batter:

Watch this, you won’t regret it.

just gonna bring this back

misfortune-and-faith:

72inchesunderthestars:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

I wonder where this girl is now

someone find this girl i want to see what she has done with her life

(Source: zhongyoxong)

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we-are-the-horror-crew:

This man investigates ghosts for a living. 

espeonsweetie:

containedemotion:

I don’t mind it when people complain to me. Hell, I do it all the time to my friends. Sometimes that’s how my friendships start.

But if you’re one of those people that complains about having a headache but brushes away the suggestions of medicine, seeing a doctor, taking a nap, eating a good meal, etc, and then continue to complain about having a headache then you kind of deserve that headache because thAT IS WHAT YOU’RE GIVING EVERYONE ELSE.

PREACH

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the-mask-that-hides-her:

cookiemonstahz:

g-ccii:

skycum:

ssuuiicciiddee:

livinterrupted:

Every

fucking

girl.

i wish i could be better

im never good enough like okay

every girl

Every girl. I think this about every girl I see or have seen.

Each and every girl is *

(Source: oipunxoi)